Your request has been painstakingly hand-crafted and prepared by our 100% all-natural and fair trade email baristas.
It was then placed onto a satin pillow and into a 24K gold box that has never touched gluten, milk, meat, GMO’s, BPA’s, TMI’s, or any other acronym you can think of.
From there, it was picked up by our carrier pigeons and is now on its way to see Patrick! (That’s right. Pigeons. Because we believe they’ve had a bad rap for far too long and deserve a chance to redeem themselves)
You can expect to hear from Patrick in less than an hour. Usually. Unless he’s sleeping. 💤